Birthday

Well if your birthday was yesterday(March 10th) you share it with Chuck Norris him self.
So here are some Chuck Norris facts.

1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

2. MacGuyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

3. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

4. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

5. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.

6. The first rule of Chuck Norris is, you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

7. Chuck Norris was the Fifth Ninja Turtle, but he was kicked out when he refused to wear a protective shell and continued to maintain that "Roundhouse Kick" was the only weapon he needed.

8. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

9. If Chuck Norris were an Olympic athlete, the Olympics would be canceled. Every four years they would just mail Chuck Norris his 237 gold medals.

10. Chuck Norris once took sleeping pills. They made him blink.

11.Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.

12. The first lunar eclipse took place after Chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck Norris always wins.

13. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris

14.Chuck Norris once played Jenga. The result was the Empire State Building.

15. Chuck Norris once fought a bear simply because it dared to grow more body hair than Chuck Norris.

16. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

17. Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

18. If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

19. When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

20. Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

21. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

22. Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.

23. Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.

24. Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

25. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

26. Chuck Norris can speak braille.

27. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Well thats all the chuck facts I got now.
I got my glasses last night, well I don't have them yet but I will have a week from Monday, I will have a picture of them on my blog once I get them.
Got to go bye,

Conner.