Well it’s been along time, but I’m back. On Firday Cahlen came over and we hung out. And on Saturday it started out with us going to the Mens Meeting, and I did something that is WAY out of my comfort zone!!! And after the Mens Meeting I weed wacked, and my dad was the one who said “you should go weed wack”, so I did and when I was done he didn’t like it that I weed wacked in my good tenny shoes, and I said “you said I should go weed wack”. And I was doing it in the rain, and it isn’t a good Idea to weed wack in the rain when you’re sweating!!! I had a million bug bites. And then we went home and got ready to go to Mariah’s graduation cermony. And then to get some stuff for the Hog Roast, and then to Mariahs graduation reception, and hung out there for a while, and then went home.
On Sunday after church we came home and I slept for an hour, and then we went to the Hog Roast, and the food was good (like allways), but not a lot of people stayed because it was so hot, and after eating Cahlen, Alex and I played a game of football against 12 little kids (we did some good plays) And then when the both teams were tied (they got the first point) and they said that it wasn’t fare, we said that there was 4 of them for every one of us. Now I think that’s fare. So we got 2 got two of there players, and they got Tom, and it wasn’t fare then, so then we made a rule that Tom could not run the ball from the start.
And then we went over and played volleyball (I love volleyball), I’m not very good. I like being on Laynes team. I wish I could play it more.
And then later Cahlen had a bottle of water and would put water in the lid and dump it on people (teens), and then later to get Cahlen back, Leah, Lisa and Natasha dumped water and ice down his back. And then this whole thing (water war) broke out and some how I got in-volved with it. And they (Natasha) got me good because Cahlen was gone. But I’m going to get them back goo!!!!!!!
And on Monday we put up our pool, and got ready for the new floor.
And Last night we went and saw "Over The Hedge", that is an awesome movie if you have time to go see it, GO SEE IT.
Well that all I got, so bye.
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Capture
Wow it’s been along time since the last time to post. I really haven’t had anyhting to post about, but now I do!!!
Well lets start on Friday, so Friday was the youth camp out, and Layne said that there was a pond there and I was like “sweet” So when I got there I went and threw my pole in and after about ten casts I caught a 13-14in bass but man it was a pain in the butt to get it out of the water, because I was in this really hard spot to fish, so after I caught the bass I moved over to a more open spot and then when I was casting my jig got caught in a tree and I lost my favorite jig.
Later in the night we played Capture The Flag and it was Kevin’s youth group vs ours, Layne, Alex and I were like the ultimate guards, and then we had Shane join our elite force, and we were the most ultimate elite force ever. So then after capturing 4 or 5 of there guys, Layne, Alex and I went out to get there flag, and we snuck all the way around the back of there flag, and then Alex and Layne find out that the game was over and didn’t tell me, so I snuck all the way down to 10-15 feet in front of every body and the fire and hear Layne talking so I come out of hidding, and then about 10-15min later Alex and Cahlen come out and say “where have you been” and so I told them. And that was the second time they did that because earlyer they couldn’t find me, and the whole time I was just up by the house.
Man I was tired that night, I just kept sitting in a chair and talking to Cahlen and then everybody would come over and sit by us, and that makes it hard to fall asleep, and a couple of times I tried to go to sleep and Cahlen kept knocking the chair over (he did it a couple of times) so finally I just layed on the ground. And then some time between 2:00 and 3:00 everybody went to sleep, and I was fine with that. I slept by the fire and so did Cahlen, and as Cahlen would everyone else came over there just because we were there, I think it was just because it was by the fire.
And at the camp out somebody took my pillow and used it, and then left it there.
But over all the camp out was a blast!!!
On Saturday I slept for about two hours and then that night Layne asked me if I wanted to go fishing and I was like “heck ya” but when we got there it wasn’t very good fishing I caught, 3 fish, and Layne caught 1, all of them were bass.
Layne's awesome to go fishing with, Layne allways makes me laugh, I mean it's impossible to not laugh with him.
Man it’s hot out, I want to put up our pool so bad, but because of all the stuff we’re doing (mostly wedding stuff, and some house re-modeling) I don’t think we will for a while
O man I took an awesome picture to day, I mean it is just so cool. I wish I knew how to post pictures so that I could show you, because I know most of you are probably saying, it probably sucks!!! But it doesn’t!! I made it the screen saver on the computer.
Well that’s all I got.
Well lets start on Friday, so Friday was the youth camp out, and Layne said that there was a pond there and I was like “sweet” So when I got there I went and threw my pole in and after about ten casts I caught a 13-14in bass but man it was a pain in the butt to get it out of the water, because I was in this really hard spot to fish, so after I caught the bass I moved over to a more open spot and then when I was casting my jig got caught in a tree and I lost my favorite jig.
Later in the night we played Capture The Flag and it was Kevin’s youth group vs ours, Layne, Alex and I were like the ultimate guards, and then we had Shane join our elite force, and we were the most ultimate elite force ever. So then after capturing 4 or 5 of there guys, Layne, Alex and I went out to get there flag, and we snuck all the way around the back of there flag, and then Alex and Layne find out that the game was over and didn’t tell me, so I snuck all the way down to 10-15 feet in front of every body and the fire and hear Layne talking so I come out of hidding, and then about 10-15min later Alex and Cahlen come out and say “where have you been” and so I told them. And that was the second time they did that because earlyer they couldn’t find me, and the whole time I was just up by the house.
Man I was tired that night, I just kept sitting in a chair and talking to Cahlen and then everybody would come over and sit by us, and that makes it hard to fall asleep, and a couple of times I tried to go to sleep and Cahlen kept knocking the chair over (he did it a couple of times) so finally I just layed on the ground. And then some time between 2:00 and 3:00 everybody went to sleep, and I was fine with that. I slept by the fire and so did Cahlen, and as Cahlen would everyone else came over there just because we were there, I think it was just because it was by the fire.
And at the camp out somebody took my pillow and used it, and then left it there.
But over all the camp out was a blast!!!
On Saturday I slept for about two hours and then that night Layne asked me if I wanted to go fishing and I was like “heck ya” but when we got there it wasn’t very good fishing I caught, 3 fish, and Layne caught 1, all of them were bass.
Layne's awesome to go fishing with, Layne allways makes me laugh, I mean it's impossible to not laugh with him.
Man it’s hot out, I want to put up our pool so bad, but because of all the stuff we’re doing (mostly wedding stuff, and some house re-modeling) I don’t think we will for a while
O man I took an awesome picture to day, I mean it is just so cool. I wish I knew how to post pictures so that I could show you, because I know most of you are probably saying, it probably sucks!!! But it doesn’t!! I made it the screen saver on the computer.
Well that’s all I got.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
I love the rain!!!
WOW, it is so much fun to fish in the rain!!! Last night (Monday) Layne & sara came out, so Sara and my mom could do some wedding stuff and Layne asked me and Brenny if we wanted to go fishing and we said shure. So we packed up and we went to the pond that we allways go to. And when we got there, it started to sprinkle a little bit, and we said o the fish should be bitting, but they weren’t, so Brenny go’s to the other side of the pond, and then Layne pulls out a 13-14 inch bass and then Brenny pulls out a 11-12 inch bass. But then Brenny comes over puts it in this metel net thing, and tells us how he caught it, he was lifting up his shirt and doing some kind of a dance and song. Layne and me made so many jokes!!! We think the fish thought Brenny was submitting to the fish!!! And then me and Layne weren’t catching thing for while so we went over to the side that Brenny was on, (Because on Saturday Layne, Sara, Mariah, Alex and I went over to the pond and to the spot where Brenny was and we were catching them Ok) so we go over there, and then about 5min later it starts raining good and as soon as it doe’s Layne gets a fish and 2 seconds later I get a fish!!! And were gettinf them off and then Brenny gets a bit so were all getting them off I throw mine back out there and BOOM I got another one but as soon as I get it out of the water its mouth ripped (5 times that happened, Layne kept giving me crap that I lost five fish) and by this time it is raining HARD!!! Layne and I want to go the next time it rains!!!
We went fishing Thursday too and we had some Ok fishing, I had great fishing!!! I caught a 16-inch crappie it was BIG.
Saturday night was OK fishing.
I love jigs!!! I hate bobbers, I can’t beleave that I used to use bobbers!!!
OK doe’s anybody use there blogs any more but Kim and Alex And the new bloggers?
T2YL,
Conner/Gentle Giant
We went fishing Thursday too and we had some Ok fishing, I had great fishing!!! I caught a 16-inch crappie it was BIG.
Saturday night was OK fishing.
I love jigs!!! I hate bobbers, I can’t beleave that I used to use bobbers!!!
OK doe’s anybody use there blogs any more but Kim and Alex And the new bloggers?
T2YL,
Conner/Gentle Giant
Monday, May 01, 2006
Ice-skating
Ok, yesterday the youth group went ice-skating. And man is it hard!!! Karen Helgren is really good.
I’m really bad. Layne is pretty good. It’s harder than normal skating!!! But it was fun!!!
And I only hurt my self in one spot, my arm. O man does it hurt. And one time Sara pushed me to the ground, twice!!!
O and I kicked Cahlens but at chess!!! Before we left for the ice rink me and Cahlen played some chess and every body stood around and watched and it was so funny. They must have been very bord. And then when we came back Cahlen and I played some more chess and again every one watched us again. It was funny!!!
O I can’t wait, in three weeks I think the youth is going to do a camp out. And that will be my last youth event with out Brenny. But Brenny is trying to push his way in.
Well today is my arm thingy. At the skating party every one was feeling it, and saying how weird it is!!!
I wonder if it will ever go away!!!
And I now have a mypraize. What is a mypraize you ask? Mypraize is a christain myspace. But right now there in a lawsuit because some says they came up with mypraize first. So it’s going all wack, the blogs don’t work and the chatrooms don’t work.
And some times it locks you out of all the editing stuff while you’re in it. Or something like that.
O and my address is www.mypraize.com/cfcsounddude
But I’m not done editing it yet and getting it all worked out.
O and Angie Queener got a blog. Its on my on links.
T2YL.
Conner
I’m really bad. Layne is pretty good. It’s harder than normal skating!!! But it was fun!!!
And I only hurt my self in one spot, my arm. O man does it hurt. And one time Sara pushed me to the ground, twice!!!
O and I kicked Cahlens but at chess!!! Before we left for the ice rink me and Cahlen played some chess and every body stood around and watched and it was so funny. They must have been very bord. And then when we came back Cahlen and I played some more chess and again every one watched us again. It was funny!!!
O I can’t wait, in three weeks I think the youth is going to do a camp out. And that will be my last youth event with out Brenny. But Brenny is trying to push his way in.
Well today is my arm thingy. At the skating party every one was feeling it, and saying how weird it is!!!
I wonder if it will ever go away!!!
And I now have a mypraize. What is a mypraize you ask? Mypraize is a christain myspace. But right now there in a lawsuit because some says they came up with mypraize first. So it’s going all wack, the blogs don’t work and the chatrooms don’t work.
And some times it locks you out of all the editing stuff while you’re in it. Or something like that.
O and my address is www.mypraize.com/cfcsounddude
But I’m not done editing it yet and getting it all worked out.
O and Angie Queener got a blog. Its on my on links.
T2YL.
Conner
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Where Am I !!!
Ok last night we were sitting around and I grabed the phone book and was just looking around in it. And I decided I would find out if our phone number was in Earlham or Redfield. Because we have a Redfield phone number, but an Earlham address. So I was looking in Redfield first and saw that we weren’t there, so I went to Earlham and saw that we weren’t there eather, so then I went to Adel, and we weren’t there eather. So then I told my mom and she said let me see that, but before she gets it Brenny grabs it. And he says”Conner’s right”. So then my gets it, and she looks it over for a while, and then my dad comes out and my mom says, “ Conner discovered that we are not in the phone book”
So boo yah to me. Every one doughted me but I was right.
T2YL.
Conner.
So boo yah to me. Every one doughted me but I was right.
T2YL.
Conner.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
X-ray
Chiminy Christmas, is’t it supposed to be spring and allmost summer. And it is snowing. We were just fishing on Friday and Saturday and were catching stuff, and now it’s snowing.
And it was 70 yesterday. This is just not right!!!
Well today we went to the doctor because I have this big lump in my right arm. So we went there and when the doctor finaly came, he saw it and couldn’t figure out what it was so he sent me to get an X-ray. And when he was walking out the door he said I’ll have to go and look in the book to see what is. So I come back from the X-ray room. And about 5-10 minutes go by and he comes back and says give me a pheew minutes, and he was holding a book. And then he comes back and says he went and asked another docter and she didn’t know what it was either, So he shows me the X-ray and says he called another doctor (lets call this doctor, doctor 3), and doctor 3 said that it was a plate thingy, that you get it after or before a growth spurt. Doctor 3 wants to make shure that he is right. So we are going to his place on Monday.
Why is it that all things that happen to me, happen to my arms?
And they sent the X-ray home with me so that I can take it to doctor 3. And on the folder that the X-ray was in there was a couple of names writen on it and I was looking for Lisa’s. Because you’d think Lisa’s would be on it, maybe it was on a different folder.
Well T2YL.
Conner.
And it was 70 yesterday. This is just not right!!!
Well today we went to the doctor because I have this big lump in my right arm. So we went there and when the doctor finaly came, he saw it and couldn’t figure out what it was so he sent me to get an X-ray. And when he was walking out the door he said I’ll have to go and look in the book to see what is. So I come back from the X-ray room. And about 5-10 minutes go by and he comes back and says give me a pheew minutes, and he was holding a book. And then he comes back and says he went and asked another docter and she didn’t know what it was either, So he shows me the X-ray and says he called another doctor (lets call this doctor, doctor 3), and doctor 3 said that it was a plate thingy, that you get it after or before a growth spurt. Doctor 3 wants to make shure that he is right. So we are going to his place on Monday.
Why is it that all things that happen to me, happen to my arms?
And they sent the X-ray home with me so that I can take it to doctor 3. And on the folder that the X-ray was in there was a couple of names writen on it and I was looking for Lisa’s. Because you’d think Lisa’s would be on it, maybe it was on a different folder.
Well T2YL.
Conner.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Here Fishy Fishy Fishy.
Sunday night we went fishing again amd Brenny caught 24-30 bass and most of them were 10 inchs and a couple of them were 6 to 8 inchs.
Dad and me together caught 12-20 fish.
Every time Brenny threw his pole in he caught something and me and Dad where catching nothing for a long time.
One time Brenny dove for his pole because it was going in to the water, and poled out 16-inch bass, maybe 17 inchs.
At the end of the night we had five keepers, I caught a 2-3 pound bluegill and it was thick, and a bass that was a little over 12 inchs.
And Dad caught a 12-inch bass.
And Brenny caught a 12-inch bass and his big 16-inch bass.
But we threw them back. We don’t keep them unless we catch 12 keepers.
And around 7:00 we started to see these holes in the water, so we looked closer and saw that they where crappie laying there eggs. And so we watched them and they would chase all the fish away. But they were BIG crappie.
One time Brenny threw a small bass over close to them, when the bass was still on the hook and the crappie attacked him, it was funny.
Where going back this week with Layne.
I can’t wait!!! I think were going on Thursday or Friday.
And we went fishing last night again but not to the pond, we went to this place Jeremy told us about, I think its called Ceedar Lake.
And we went out there for about an hour, and the only thing we (Dad) caught was a 6-inch bass. And that night I was said that, “that place was a bad fishing spot”. But the cool thing was we saw this huge fish jump out of the water, and then we saw a whole bunch jump out all over the place. It was pretty cool. But the only bad part was that we wern’t catching any of them.
So this morning my Dad called and said that place was contaminated, with some junk from the farms around it.
And on Sunday I found out that I have to be an usher for Alex & Mariahs wedding.
I think that ushers and candle boys are just there so that the if the groom or the bride have people that they don’t want in the wedding but kinda have to put them in the wedding they can.
That’s just what I think!!!
T2YL (talk to you latter).
$CONNER$
Dad and me together caught 12-20 fish.
Every time Brenny threw his pole in he caught something and me and Dad where catching nothing for a long time.
One time Brenny dove for his pole because it was going in to the water, and poled out 16-inch bass, maybe 17 inchs.
At the end of the night we had five keepers, I caught a 2-3 pound bluegill and it was thick, and a bass that was a little over 12 inchs.
And Dad caught a 12-inch bass.
And Brenny caught a 12-inch bass and his big 16-inch bass.
But we threw them back. We don’t keep them unless we catch 12 keepers.
And around 7:00 we started to see these holes in the water, so we looked closer and saw that they where crappie laying there eggs. And so we watched them and they would chase all the fish away. But they were BIG crappie.
One time Brenny threw a small bass over close to them, when the bass was still on the hook and the crappie attacked him, it was funny.
Where going back this week with Layne.
I can’t wait!!! I think were going on Thursday or Friday.
And we went fishing last night again but not to the pond, we went to this place Jeremy told us about, I think its called Ceedar Lake.
And we went out there for about an hour, and the only thing we (Dad) caught was a 6-inch bass. And that night I was said that, “that place was a bad fishing spot”. But the cool thing was we saw this huge fish jump out of the water, and then we saw a whole bunch jump out all over the place. It was pretty cool. But the only bad part was that we wern’t catching any of them.
So this morning my Dad called and said that place was contaminated, with some junk from the farms around it.
And on Sunday I found out that I have to be an usher for Alex & Mariahs wedding.
I think that ushers and candle boys are just there so that the if the groom or the bride have people that they don’t want in the wedding but kinda have to put them in the wedding they can.
That’s just what I think!!!
T2YL (talk to you latter).
$CONNER$
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Cappie Are My New Favorite Fish!!!
Yesterday was awesome!!!
First my Dad went to work for a couple of hours and then he went to Shceels (i think thats how you spell it) and got some fishing stuff, and then came home and we packed up the car with the fishing stuff.
And then we went over to Beaver Lake and went to this spot that you kind of have to take a walk to get to. And most of the time we allways catch something. Usely we catch Catfish, lots of bass, Bullheads and Sunfish; we catch them at this spot because there is a big drop off.
Well when we got to this spot we threw our polls out there, and I used a jig and Brendon, Mom and Dad used worms and minnows,
And we were out there about 30 or 40min, and then I caught a 10 1/2 inch bass, and then about another 20 or 30min went bye and we caught nothing, and it was really windy so it was just not a good day at beaver. So we went to this farmers pond that Dock Pierce told us about, and he told us that it was awesome (my words not his) so we went over to it, its not like it was much of a drive it was right next to it. So we went over there and I threw my pole in and 5min after it was in the water my pole went straight under and I brought it in and saw that it was a Crappie, and we got it up and and put it in the water on a string. So after we got it on a string I ran to the car and got this metel cage thing and when I got back (the car was a run away) Dad had caught another Crappie.
We didn’t take all the stuff to the car at first because we hadn’t ever been there.
And we were catching them 10 feet out and they were bitting like crazy for the first hour and then the bass started bitting for the next hour.
At the end of the night we had 7 big plate sized Crappie and 2 huge Bass and 2 ok sized bass.
Before we left I thought we should keep them and every one else said that we should toss them and then once we tossed them Dad said that we should of kept them because the Crappie were HUGE.
And one of the bass was 14 or 15 inchs long.
Layne wants us to take him there tonight or tomarrow night.
And the wind doesn’t get the water there and that’s awesome.
And reel kept coming off.
And my Mom kept loosing the fish it was funny.
Crappie are my new favorite fish.
My Mom and Dad rock!!!
Conner
First my Dad went to work for a couple of hours and then he went to Shceels (i think thats how you spell it) and got some fishing stuff, and then came home and we packed up the car with the fishing stuff.
And then we went over to Beaver Lake and went to this spot that you kind of have to take a walk to get to. And most of the time we allways catch something. Usely we catch Catfish, lots of bass, Bullheads and Sunfish; we catch them at this spot because there is a big drop off.
Well when we got to this spot we threw our polls out there, and I used a jig and Brendon, Mom and Dad used worms and minnows,
And we were out there about 30 or 40min, and then I caught a 10 1/2 inch bass, and then about another 20 or 30min went bye and we caught nothing, and it was really windy so it was just not a good day at beaver. So we went to this farmers pond that Dock Pierce told us about, and he told us that it was awesome (my words not his) so we went over to it, its not like it was much of a drive it was right next to it. So we went over there and I threw my pole in and 5min after it was in the water my pole went straight under and I brought it in and saw that it was a Crappie, and we got it up and and put it in the water on a string. So after we got it on a string I ran to the car and got this metel cage thing and when I got back (the car was a run away) Dad had caught another Crappie.
We didn’t take all the stuff to the car at first because we hadn’t ever been there.
And we were catching them 10 feet out and they were bitting like crazy for the first hour and then the bass started bitting for the next hour.
At the end of the night we had 7 big plate sized Crappie and 2 huge Bass and 2 ok sized bass.
Before we left I thought we should keep them and every one else said that we should toss them and then once we tossed them Dad said that we should of kept them because the Crappie were HUGE.
And one of the bass was 14 or 15 inchs long.
Layne wants us to take him there tonight or tomarrow night.
And the wind doesn’t get the water there and that’s awesome.
And reel kept coming off.
And my Mom kept loosing the fish it was funny.
Crappie are my new favorite fish.
My Mom and Dad rock!!!
Conner
Monday, April 10, 2006
You might think its stupid... But its really hard
Well todat we didn't go fishing because it was to windy.
Today Layne called and asked me if I wanted to go and play some golf and I said yes.
So we went and played 9 holes.
And Layne started and he hit it a little to the right.
And then I hit it perfectly strait and it was awesome, but at the end of the hole we had the same score and on the second hole Layne destroyed me, and on hole 3 and 4 he destroyed me but on the 5th hole I got one less par than Layne.
And I think on the forth hole I got stuck in a sand doon and it did the same thing on the 7th hole.
On the 8th hole I hit the ball so hard, that it went half way and then I hit it again and I think I hit to far, because we coundn't find it any were, I think it went in the water that was behind the hole.
And on the 9th hole I hit the ball so far that it went 5 feet in front of the hole, don't I rock. (so dose Layne for putting up with me)
I want to go again some time because it is so much fun!!!!!!!!
I want to go when Alex is home.
I would school Alex,and Layne would school me.
I hope he takes me again some time, I hope when he dose it will be with Alex.
And up there where I'm talking about the game I'm not as bad as it sounds. I think I beet him in 3 or 4 holes and we tied on one and Layne beet me one 4 or 5.
And if you think golf is easy go and play with Warren, he will mop the floor with you.
Well I think where going fishing on Friday.
Conner,
Today Layne called and asked me if I wanted to go and play some golf and I said yes.
So we went and played 9 holes.
And Layne started and he hit it a little to the right.
And then I hit it perfectly strait and it was awesome, but at the end of the hole we had the same score and on the second hole Layne destroyed me, and on hole 3 and 4 he destroyed me but on the 5th hole I got one less par than Layne.
And I think on the forth hole I got stuck in a sand doon and it did the same thing on the 7th hole.
On the 8th hole I hit the ball so hard, that it went half way and then I hit it again and I think I hit to far, because we coundn't find it any were, I think it went in the water that was behind the hole.
And on the 9th hole I hit the ball so far that it went 5 feet in front of the hole, don't I rock. (so dose Layne for putting up with me)
I want to go again some time because it is so much fun!!!!!!!!
I want to go when Alex is home.
I would school Alex,and Layne would school me.
I hope he takes me again some time, I hope when he dose it will be with Alex.
And up there where I'm talking about the game I'm not as bad as it sounds. I think I beet him in 3 or 4 holes and we tied on one and Layne beet me one 4 or 5.
And if you think golf is easy go and play with Warren, he will mop the floor with you.
Well I think where going fishing on Friday.
Conner,
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Fishing Time
Well today we (Brendon,Dad,Mom,Kenzie and I) went and got some stuff (2 dressers and a bed)(heavy stuff, it was kinda like real wood) for Alexs room.
And after we got the stuff, Dad went to the church and did his music.
And when we got home did yard work.
And tonight we are going to watch "yours mine and ours".
Kenzie is staying with us and last night she slept with me and she kept kicking me.
tomorrow Alex, Mariah,Layne, and Sara will sleep the whole time they are here (they went to an ATF in Detroit).
And Monday we are going fishing I can't wait.
Where going because I got a free day of fishing, on the day that I choose but it is Dads idea to go on Monday, and the lake that I want to go to.
So I can't wait.
Sorry its been so long, I will try to post more
Well that's all I got.
Conner
And after we got the stuff, Dad went to the church and did his music.
And when we got home did yard work.
And tonight we are going to watch "yours mine and ours".
Kenzie is staying with us and last night she slept with me and she kept kicking me.
tomorrow Alex, Mariah,Layne, and Sara will sleep the whole time they are here (they went to an ATF in Detroit).
And Monday we are going fishing I can't wait.
Where going because I got a free day of fishing, on the day that I choose but it is Dads idea to go on Monday, and the lake that I want to go to.
So I can't wait.
Sorry its been so long, I will try to post more
Well that's all I got.
Conner
Thursday, March 30, 2006
I have great reflexs... But there a little stupid
Well wensday was cool.
Played some basketball with Brenny and I won like 5 games out of six, then after some amount of time we went to church and praise and worship was cool, and then my mom preached and she did a good job, you could tell she had the nervis at first but once she got in her groove she was just fine.
And i droped a 25pd brick on my knee.
Well i was getting the bricks off of the basketball hoop (the bricks hold it down) and i was getting them off with one in each hand and one was slipping so i threw one and the other one fell and i tryed to catch it with my knee (stupid me).
After church we came home and watched "LOST" (that show rocks).
OOO i should say what happend on Tuesday. Well on Tuesday Mariah came over (like allways). And we watched the "UNIT"(that show rocks to).
Today nothing happend but the cool storm (storms rock)
and Mariah is over here (of course she is).
I hope this picture works!!!
Tell me if it dose or dose not!!!


Well Saturday layne & sara are coming over and watching some b-ball.
Well thats all i got to say,
Conner,
Played some basketball with Brenny and I won like 5 games out of six, then after some amount of time we went to church and praise and worship was cool, and then my mom preached and she did a good job, you could tell she had the nervis at first but once she got in her groove she was just fine.
And i droped a 25pd brick on my knee.
Well i was getting the bricks off of the basketball hoop (the bricks hold it down) and i was getting them off with one in each hand and one was slipping so i threw one and the other one fell and i tryed to catch it with my knee (stupid me).
After church we came home and watched "LOST" (that show rocks).
OOO i should say what happend on Tuesday. Well on Tuesday Mariah came over (like allways). And we watched the "UNIT"(that show rocks to).
Today nothing happend but the cool storm (storms rock)
and Mariah is over here (of course she is).
I hope this picture works!!!
Tell me if it dose or dose not!!!


Well Saturday layne & sara are coming over and watching some b-ball.
Well thats all i got to say,
Conner,
Monday, March 27, 2006
APPLE ROCKS!!!!!!
Sunday was awesome first we went to church and praise and worship was cool, and it was not 1/2 bad.
After church Layne & Sara came over for Dads birthday,
Right after they got there Layne, Alex and Dad came out side and the four of us played a game of basketball (that was fun. I so badly want to start playing again).
Right before we were playing we were just shooting it and Brenny was out there, and some how a ball bounced over and hit him in the face (I think some one missed a shot and the bounced over and hit him in the face) and so it was bleeding and we were all huddled around him and he just pulled out the tooth that was bleeding.
After he went in side, we (Alex, Dad, Layne and me) played a game of basketball and it was me and Alex vs Layne and Dad, I guarded Layne and Alex got my Dad, yae they won.
It wasn’t fare, my Dad got all the rebounds, and Layne is fast, and at first I played ball hog and that’s why we lost.
I think the score was 16 (me and Alex) 21.
After the game we went in side and had some lunch (we had catfish).
After lunch we watched some basketball and Goerge Mason won, and after watching some of the game we went to Jordan Creek and my Mom got an ipod nano.
She’s wanted to get one ever since I had Lisa’s (I put songs on it).
That place rocks!!!!! When we were there we took some cool picture's. I'm gonna see if Alex can help me put it on my blog.
And after we got home I saw that Florida won, so the final four teams are Goerge Mason, Florida, LSU and UCLA, I’m going for Goerge Mason and Florida.
After we saw who won we went back out side and played one more game of basketball but this time Mariah and Brenny played. The teams were, Layne, me and Mariah vs Dad, Alex and brenny.
Mariah did pretty well, she kept Brenny bizzy. My Dad was hard to guard. And it was hard to play on such a little place with so many people.
Dad and me want to start playing again (we use to play with about 8 guys from church).
After we were done we went inside and had some grub and then Layne & Sara left, and after they left Mariah, Alex, Brenny, Dad and I went down stairs and played some pool,
And then Alex took Mariah home.
Today I woke up and just had to lay in bed for little bit because my back hurt so bad,
I think it hurt from jumping and trying to block Laynes shots, and from trying to get rebounds and block my Dads shots, I’m going to ask him tonight if he can crack it.
I forgot to post last night, if I would of, I would of had a perfect week of posting.
Well that’s all I got to say,
CLM
After church Layne & Sara came over for Dads birthday,
Right after they got there Layne, Alex and Dad came out side and the four of us played a game of basketball (that was fun. I so badly want to start playing again).
Right before we were playing we were just shooting it and Brenny was out there, and some how a ball bounced over and hit him in the face (I think some one missed a shot and the bounced over and hit him in the face) and so it was bleeding and we were all huddled around him and he just pulled out the tooth that was bleeding.
After he went in side, we (Alex, Dad, Layne and me) played a game of basketball and it was me and Alex vs Layne and Dad, I guarded Layne and Alex got my Dad, yae they won.
It wasn’t fare, my Dad got all the rebounds, and Layne is fast, and at first I played ball hog and that’s why we lost.
I think the score was 16 (me and Alex) 21.
After the game we went in side and had some lunch (we had catfish).
After lunch we watched some basketball and Goerge Mason won, and after watching some of the game we went to Jordan Creek and my Mom got an ipod nano.
She’s wanted to get one ever since I had Lisa’s (I put songs on it).
That place rocks!!!!! When we were there we took some cool picture's. I'm gonna see if Alex can help me put it on my blog.
And after we got home I saw that Florida won, so the final four teams are Goerge Mason, Florida, LSU and UCLA, I’m going for Goerge Mason and Florida.
After we saw who won we went back out side and played one more game of basketball but this time Mariah and Brenny played. The teams were, Layne, me and Mariah vs Dad, Alex and brenny.
Mariah did pretty well, she kept Brenny bizzy. My Dad was hard to guard. And it was hard to play on such a little place with so many people.
Dad and me want to start playing again (we use to play with about 8 guys from church).
After we were done we went inside and had some grub and then Layne & Sara left, and after they left Mariah, Alex, Brenny, Dad and I went down stairs and played some pool,
And then Alex took Mariah home.
Today I woke up and just had to lay in bed for little bit because my back hurt so bad,
I think it hurt from jumping and trying to block Laynes shots, and from trying to get rebounds and block my Dads shots, I’m going to ask him tonight if he can crack it.
I forgot to post last night, if I would of, I would of had a perfect week of posting.
Well that’s all I got to say,
CLM
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Wash.
Well I found a new team and they lost.
Last night we (me and my dad) watched some more b-ball and I found a new team I like,
the team is Washington (wash.) I like them because of there center, because there center can make 3pointers, and I like centers that can make 3pointers.
Last night was the best game I have ever watched, the game started at 9:10 and ended at 12:00 and it was like a pro game the score was 98,92 and wash. Could of won but Applebee messed up, but man that was awesome, wash. Should of won.
So now I don't know who to go for, I don't like any of the teams that are left.
I might go for Texas.
Well tonight I'm going to the youth movie thing.
I wonder what movie were going to watch?
Well today is day 6.
B-ball rocks!!!
CLM,
Last night we (me and my dad) watched some more b-ball and I found a new team I like,
the team is Washington (wash.) I like them because of there center, because there center can make 3pointers, and I like centers that can make 3pointers.
Last night was the best game I have ever watched, the game started at 9:10 and ended at 12:00 and it was like a pro game the score was 98,92 and wash. Could of won but Applebee messed up, but man that was awesome, wash. Should of won.
So now I don't know who to go for, I don't like any of the teams that are left.
I might go for Texas.
Well tonight I'm going to the youth movie thing.
I wonder what movie were going to watch?
Well today is day 6.
B-ball rocks!!!
CLM,
Friday, March 24, 2006
West Virginia University/ update
If you don't like basketball do not read this part, but read the second part.
Well First Duke lost then the awesome WVU lost,
Well I'm not a big Duke fan but I like them, there like my 2 favorite team and as you should know by now WVU is in the number one in my book.
Last night all the teams that I wanted to go on lost, First Duke then WVU and then Gonzaga, man what a bad night.
That was awesome how they were down in the half by 12 and then WVU makes 8 points in one minute, THAT WAS AWESOME, but they still lost by that little bit,
that was so awesome how Pittsnogle made that last shot!!!, but then Texas came down and put one away with the guy who had done so bad the whole game won it for them.
And then Gonzaga who should of won lost.
So all the teams I liked are out
OK know more b-ball for now.
Wow 5 days in a row.
Well today we went to lunch for my dads birthday ( I know it sounds weird, him treating us for his birthday) and we went to Mexican and they were singing happy birthday to this girl and we wanted to have them sing to dad, but we were one day to late.
Tonight me and dad are going to watch some b-ball.
Me and dad are going for the underdogs now since all our teams are gone.
CLM.
Well First Duke lost then the awesome WVU lost,
Well I'm not a big Duke fan but I like them, there like my 2 favorite team and as you should know by now WVU is in the number one in my book.
Last night all the teams that I wanted to go on lost, First Duke then WVU and then Gonzaga, man what a bad night.
That was awesome how they were down in the half by 12 and then WVU makes 8 points in one minute, THAT WAS AWESOME, but they still lost by that little bit,
that was so awesome how Pittsnogle made that last shot!!!, but then Texas came down and put one away with the guy who had done so bad the whole game won it for them.
And then Gonzaga who should of won lost.
So all the teams I liked are out
OK know more b-ball for now.
Wow 5 days in a row.
Well today we went to lunch for my dads birthday ( I know it sounds weird, him treating us for his birthday) and we went to Mexican and they were singing happy birthday to this girl and we wanted to have them sing to dad, but we were one day to late.
Tonight me and dad are going to watch some b-ball.
Me and dad are going for the underdogs now since all our teams are gone.
CLM.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
What's up/ birhtday day/ past birthday
What's up no one but Kim reads my blog.
If you read my blog you would have seen that I changed my blog address because I hate words mixed with numbers, its just one of my many pet peeve's, so I changed it, from connermcginnis92 TO connerlawrence.
WOW I have posted 4 days in a row.
Tonight were going to Layne & Sara's to watch the DUKE game, I'm not shure who to go for, because if DUKE wins and WVU wins than they both have to play each other and they are my to favorite teams in the NCAA.
OK today is my dads birthday( witch is why I think its wierd were going over to LAynes on dads birthday, get were I'm going here) and Monday was Laynes (happy birthday), there is 4 birthdays in the church today, my Dad, Kathy Benny, Jessica, Zack.
Well Alex comes home on Sunday and that means another person, loud yes, likes only peanut butter, yes, has not eaten anything but peanut butter when she comes is over, yes, has turned down lots of awesome meals, yes,
likes my brother, yes, thats right Mariah.
Well nothing else,
Conner,
If you read my blog you would have seen that I changed my blog address because I hate words mixed with numbers, its just one of my many pet peeve's, so I changed it, from connermcginnis92 TO connerlawrence.
WOW I have posted 4 days in a row.
Tonight were going to Layne & Sara's to watch the DUKE game, I'm not shure who to go for, because if DUKE wins and WVU wins than they both have to play each other and they are my to favorite teams in the NCAA.
OK today is my dads birthday( witch is why I think its wierd were going over to LAynes on dads birthday, get were I'm going here) and Monday was Laynes (happy birthday), there is 4 birthdays in the church today, my Dad, Kathy Benny, Jessica, Zack.
Well Alex comes home on Sunday and that means another person, loud yes, likes only peanut butter, yes, has not eaten anything but peanut butter when she comes is over, yes, has turned down lots of awesome meals, yes,
likes my brother, yes, thats right Mariah.
Well nothing else,
Conner,
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Lawrence
Well it is done.
I hope you read my last couple of posts, because i put my new address on one of those posts, so if you didn't your loss.
Well tonights church and i hope sound go's well, and then there's the preaching.
Well thats all i got to say so bye,
CLM
I hope you read my last couple of posts, because i put my new address on one of those posts, so if you didn't your loss.
Well tonights church and i hope sound go's well, and then there's the preaching.
Well thats all i got to say so bye,
CLM
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Snow or Snow
Well today was fun, I went out side around 11am and took some pictures, because when i'm bord (witch is allmost al the time) i mess with some pictures and so far i'm running out of pictures, so i went out side and took about 140 pictures and then ten more of Mackenzie & Brenny, and out of those 140 i got like three good ones, and at the end of my post i'll show you them.
OOOO man i have had so many head-echs, i think its from my glasses.
This is my favorite one.
If you look at this one it looks like the trees go in a circle (the bottom one).
These two are the the top two.
Well thats all i got, so bye.
CLM
OOOO man i have had so many head-echs, i think its from my glasses.
These two are the the top two.
Well thats all i got, so bye.
CLM
Monday, March 20, 2006
Four Eyes
Well on Wensday Ryan showed me how to run sound better, so now I think I'm 1/2 way to doing sound ok.
And on Friday Target called and said that my glasses were done. And then that night Mariah and I watched the Edgecomb and Guthrie's kids.
And on Saturday we went and got my glasses and after that we went and looked at a cameras for Layne & Sara. And after we looked at cameras we went and got a couple of things for sound from the Guitar Center (that place rocks) (they have some sound boards that are Awesome, and then there were some that were a lot of money ) and after we got what we needed we went to the church and fixed my Dads mic. And Laynes mic.
And on Saturday I got a shirt that said "Kiss Me I'm Irish"so I wore it on Sunday and Kathy Benny, Mick Mack and Stacy phow (I think that's how you spell it) tried to kiss me but Stacy was the only one that got a kiss of, that wasn't family related, my Dad got me to.
And when i got to church the first thing cahlen said was "YOU LOOK A DORK!!!"(because of the glasses) and I said " you just want them"
All day Sunday I just slept and watched basketball. Go West Virginia.
And at youth we had a birthday thing for every one in youth that has a birthday in March (there is a lot of people in the church that have birthdays in March).
And every one in youth found out that for some weird reason Natasha is afraid of cotton balls, yes that's right cotton balls, and if your afraid of cotton ball and have a brother in youth, your gonna get it, and if cahlen is in youth, your gonna get it.
And after ice cream and cake we went and took some funny pictures.
And after youth my Dad told me that West Virginia is in the same bracket as DUKE, the best team ever. So if West Virginia( WVU) wins there next game then they have to play DUKE. But the next team WVU (West Virginia University) plays is Texas or Texas
St. I'm not shure, but WVU should be able to beet them no sweat.
I like WVU because there whole team can hit three pointers. And that's what I like to do. Even WVU center can hit three's. So good luck WVU.
That was so bad when IOWA lost, NorthWestern just got lucky.
Well the hardest thing about whereing glasses is that when you sweat the noise piece keeps sliding.
Like today I went down stairs and got Alexs room ready and I was down there for two hours and my glasses kept sliding.
Speaking of cleaning, I'M COURSED, I cleaned our whole basement(and we have a big basement), I just couldn't stop it was awesome. So now we don't have to do it on Saturday.
I guess thats why my room is never dirty, Cahlen calls me a girl because my room is never dirty.
It is so cool to see far away!!!
On Wendsday i'm going to changing my blog address to www.connerlawrence.blogspot.com
Well that's all I have to say so bye.
CLM.
And on Friday Target called and said that my glasses were done. And then that night Mariah and I watched the Edgecomb and Guthrie's kids.
And on Saturday we went and got my glasses and after that we went and looked at a cameras for Layne & Sara. And after we looked at cameras we went and got a couple of things for sound from the Guitar Center (that place rocks) (they have some sound boards that are Awesome, and then there were some that were a lot of money ) and after we got what we needed we went to the church and fixed my Dads mic. And Laynes mic.
And on Saturday I got a shirt that said "Kiss Me I'm Irish"so I wore it on Sunday and Kathy Benny, Mick Mack and Stacy phow (I think that's how you spell it) tried to kiss me but Stacy was the only one that got a kiss of, that wasn't family related, my Dad got me to.
And when i got to church the first thing cahlen said was "YOU LOOK A DORK!!!"(because of the glasses) and I said " you just want them"
All day Sunday I just slept and watched basketball. Go West Virginia.
And at youth we had a birthday thing for every one in youth that has a birthday in March (there is a lot of people in the church that have birthdays in March).
And every one in youth found out that for some weird reason Natasha is afraid of cotton balls, yes that's right cotton balls, and if your afraid of cotton ball and have a brother in youth, your gonna get it, and if cahlen is in youth, your gonna get it.
And after ice cream and cake we went and took some funny pictures.
And after youth my Dad told me that West Virginia is in the same bracket as DUKE, the best team ever. So if West Virginia( WVU) wins there next game then they have to play DUKE. But the next team WVU (West Virginia University) plays is Texas or Texas
St. I'm not shure, but WVU should be able to beet them no sweat.
I like WVU because there whole team can hit three pointers. And that's what I like to do. Even WVU center can hit three's. So good luck WVU.
That was so bad when IOWA lost, NorthWestern just got lucky.
Well the hardest thing about whereing glasses is that when you sweat the noise piece keeps sliding.
Like today I went down stairs and got Alexs room ready and I was down there for two hours and my glasses kept sliding.
Speaking of cleaning, I'M COURSED, I cleaned our whole basement(and we have a big basement), I just couldn't stop it was awesome. So now we don't have to do it on Saturday.
I guess thats why my room is never dirty, Cahlen calls me a girl because my room is never dirty.
It is so cool to see far away!!!
On Wendsday i'm going to changing my blog address to www.connerlawrence.blogspot.com
Well that's all I have to say so bye.
CLM.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Weekend update
Well its been a while since I last posted, so I will just start on Saturday.
So on Saturday we did some work, layed some seeds, planted some trees, pulled up some crab grass and nothing else really happened. But Sunday is a whole different story. First it started with that stupid mic of my dads, and it did help that, that channel is the worst channel ever, and after church I wanted to fix it but there was a miny meeting going on in there so I didn't get it done. So then I figured I would do it at youth but then we had youth in the back so I had to get the ipod hooked up and then there was a couple of channels that didn't work, so I didn't get it done.
Well in youth Layne kind of finished up on going out into our schools and sharing the gospel, but since I'm homeschooled I don't really fit in that group, but maybe if I play sports this year I can.
But the best part of youth was the worship, I don't know what it was but for the first time in a long time I was really really really into worship, I mean I've been into worship before but His presence was there like never before and for the first time in a long I got on my knees and was worshiping, so basically youth was AWESOME.
But Layne was mean to me (I think) said I was a math geek and I think he was making fun of me, because if you are going to say some is smart in our youth group its Mariah,
not me. And at youth Layne read this really cool verse, if you want to read it go to Laynes blog.
So after youth I went home.
Nothing happenend yesterday and nothing happend today, right now i'm watching "american idol" and Simon is really nice tonight.
And i forgot to watch "the unit" i hope its on Saturday!!!.
See yae,
CLM.
So on Saturday we did some work, layed some seeds, planted some trees, pulled up some crab grass and nothing else really happened. But Sunday is a whole different story. First it started with that stupid mic of my dads, and it did help that, that channel is the worst channel ever, and after church I wanted to fix it but there was a miny meeting going on in there so I didn't get it done. So then I figured I would do it at youth but then we had youth in the back so I had to get the ipod hooked up and then there was a couple of channels that didn't work, so I didn't get it done.
Well in youth Layne kind of finished up on going out into our schools and sharing the gospel, but since I'm homeschooled I don't really fit in that group, but maybe if I play sports this year I can.
But the best part of youth was the worship, I don't know what it was but for the first time in a long time I was really really really into worship, I mean I've been into worship before but His presence was there like never before and for the first time in a long I got on my knees and was worshiping, so basically youth was AWESOME.
But Layne was mean to me (I think) said I was a math geek and I think he was making fun of me, because if you are going to say some is smart in our youth group its Mariah,
not me. And at youth Layne read this really cool verse, if you want to read it go to Laynes blog.
So after youth I went home.
Nothing happenend yesterday and nothing happend today, right now i'm watching "american idol" and Simon is really nice tonight.
And i forgot to watch "the unit" i hope its on Saturday!!!.
See yae,
CLM.
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Birthday
Well if your birthday was yesterday(March 10th) you share it with Chuck Norris him self.
So here are some Chuck Norris facts.
1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
2. MacGuyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
4. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
5. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.
6. The first rule of Chuck Norris is, you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris was the Fifth Ninja Turtle, but he was kicked out when he refused to wear a protective shell and continued to maintain that "Roundhouse Kick" was the only weapon he needed.
8. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
9. If Chuck Norris were an Olympic athlete, the Olympics would be canceled. Every four years they would just mail Chuck Norris his 237 gold medals.
10. Chuck Norris once took sleeping pills. They made him blink.
11.Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.
12. The first lunar eclipse took place after Chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck Norris always wins.
13. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris
14.Chuck Norris once played Jenga. The result was the Empire State Building.
15. Chuck Norris once fought a bear simply because it dared to grow more body hair than Chuck Norris.
16. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
17. Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.
18. If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
19. When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
20. Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
21. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
22. Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.
23. Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
24. Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
25. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
26. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
27. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Well thats all the chuck facts I got now.
I got my glasses last night, well I don't have them yet but I will have a week from Monday, I will have a picture of them on my blog once I get them.
Got to go bye,
Conner.
So here are some Chuck Norris facts.
1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
2. MacGuyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
4. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
5. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.
6. The first rule of Chuck Norris is, you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris was the Fifth Ninja Turtle, but he was kicked out when he refused to wear a protective shell and continued to maintain that "Roundhouse Kick" was the only weapon he needed.
8. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
9. If Chuck Norris were an Olympic athlete, the Olympics would be canceled. Every four years they would just mail Chuck Norris his 237 gold medals.
10. Chuck Norris once took sleeping pills. They made him blink.
11.Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.
12. The first lunar eclipse took place after Chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck Norris always wins.
13. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris
14.Chuck Norris once played Jenga. The result was the Empire State Building.
15. Chuck Norris once fought a bear simply because it dared to grow more body hair than Chuck Norris.
16. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
17. Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.
18. If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
19. When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
20. Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
21. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
22. Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.
23. Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
24. Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
25. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
26. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
27. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Well thats all the chuck facts I got now.
I got my glasses last night, well I don't have them yet but I will have a week from Monday, I will have a picture of them on my blog once I get them.
Got to go bye,
Conner.
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